Things He Just Said

Disclosure: The following lines were said in different occassions with intense honesty and frankness. Some of it may be a bit offensive to some readers and I do apologize now. Just need to have a record of them.

"At first, they would think I'm gay. And for girls, when they finally knew me, they would start liking me. Some of them even start dreaming, or fantasizing, of me. In their dreams we are both naked. Some of them are starting to fall in love with me. Few of them were a little obsessive. These obsessive ones were the scariest of all. They even tried to hurt me so much because of jealousy and selfishness. My life got so ruined because of them. One lesson is learned. Flirting is both skill and art. When you get in, you should always know the quick way out. And good luck."

"I am not a flirt. I am just being friendly. These are two different things."

"Just few minutes of your time, please. Let me just finish this drink. When the alcohol finally gets into my nerves and reaches my brain and then I'll get numb for any fears because my brain is already floating in alcohol, I know I could finally tell you what is here, what my heart has to tell you."

"I know I could do that, too. A lot better, in fact. It is just that...I don't like doing that."

"I know what you are thinking and I am telling you, you got it so wrong. I know I don't fit in your standards of being a straight guy. I have my own standards and that what matters to me most. I know I'm straight and I don't need to prove anything. I don't live for your standards. You're not even perfect for me to have my standards changed. You're just another crap pretending to be someone better, but hey, wake up! Dreaming is way over."

"You don't need to lose weight to be beautiful. You look wonderful to me. It is just all in mind, the being fat. Don't let those bad people dictate what you should become to fit in their standards. Listen to the good ones...like us!"

"You could be stupid...sometimes. But, please, know when to stop being stupid."

"I don't know how to talk to you."

"There is a beast inside me that makes me become so bad when I lose control. I could be very, very bad. And it is scary. You can't just kill it. Unless I could get into my intestines to look for it, err."

"I am not okay. I know I have to move on but I just can't. Hey, I am human, not a robot, just in case you forgot."

"I just woke up with a hard on. I didn't tell my penis to grow large just because you're lying next to me. Seriously."

"I don't know. Yeah, it seems strange to me as well but I always feel like I am having a bad LBM everytime I am with you. I know it doesn't sound romantic but that is how I truly feel."

"Oh, that's a tag. 'Cause I'm for sale."